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"God made me a businessman
Government made me a soldier
Media made me an artist"
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Chapter I (01-10) SPIDERS
I found myself in a room full of spiders.
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Chapter I (11-18) VISION
Evil surrounded me in my restless slumber.
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Chapter I (19-24) GHOSTS
I was on a mission from God.
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Chapter II (01-09) JOURNEY
He approached me like an ogre.
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Chapter II (10-22) STRANGER
Beware of which witch is which.
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Chapter II (23-30) MYSTIC
Got a bottle of sin in your pants?
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Chapter II (31-39) CONVENIENCE
All I found was a lonely world of lost travelers.
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Chapter II (40-47) CLARITY
Had God spoken to me in a vision?
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Chapter III (01--09) CHRISTIAN
Crackhead Jesus, witches and nuclear subs.
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Chapter III (10-22) HISTORY
No one fucks with the Mouse's lawyers.
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Chapter III (23-33) NUKES
I heard a cock crow for the third time.
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Chapter III (34-42) BREAD & CIRCUS
That totally changes the story. That totally changes history.
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Chapter III (43-51) MISTER ROGERS
"Call me, Mr. Rogers." Crackhead Jesus said.
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Chapter III (52-59) REDEMPTION
All I'm asking for is another chance.
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Chapter III (60-66) BARABAS
Crackhead Jesus had a funny way of morphing into things.
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Chapter III (67-74) CONCEPTION
On the day Crackhead Jesus was born the housing bubble burst.
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Chapter IV (01-07) TOXIC TRAILERS
Baby Daddy.
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Chapter IV (08-12) HURRICANE KATRINA
Vivid memories lifted me out of my momentary lapse of reasoning.
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Chapter IV (13-18) FRENCH QUARTER
Bourbon Street had become even more depraved.
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Chapter IV (19-25) PRETTY AUTHORITY
"I've never seen any of this in the media."
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Chapter IV (26-35) PROTECT & SERVE
I made my way back into the beautiful chaos.
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Chapter IV (36-48) BRIGHT PINK
New Orleans had become the cesspool of the United States.
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Chapter IV (49-57) CLOSET SPACE
You'd be surprised to see what good women will do for closet space.
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Chapter V (01-14) HAIL MARY
I came upon an old woman who called herself Mary.
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Chapter V (15-23) PERCEPTIONS
A third alternate perception penetrated my weary thoughts.
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Chapter V (24-34) DREAMS
White noise and a stale smell permeated the room.
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Chapter V (35-41) ELECTIONS
I was back in Mary's healing hands.
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Chapter V (42-48) STRONG MINORITY
"Why do you talk of demons?"
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Chapter V (49-57) FALLEN PRIESTS
It's all bullocks!
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Chapter V (58-68) NAUGHTINESS
Were it not for my mother you wouldn't be pushing into me later tonight.
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Chapter V (69-80) MAMASON
You Michael Jackson. Get out!
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Chapter VI (01-11) MEMBERS ONLY
Swallow it if you want to go down the litigation vortex.
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Chapter VI (12-25) D.C. MADAM
Louisiana Republican Senator on the D.C. Madam's escort service list.
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CHAPTER VI (26-38) STONES
Who the hell is Crackhead Jesus?
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Chapter VI (39-58) CHAOS
Did you say you is outside the Bankgok Spa?
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Chapter VI (59-77) BANGCOCK SPA
Sometimes there's not much you can do about things.
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Chapter VII (01-06) FEMA
What FEMA has done is unconscionable.
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Chapter VII (07-17) AMERICAN REFUGEE
That's where you'll see what they don't want you to see.
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Chapter VII (18-25) HUMAN CONDITION
I had driven upon hell on earth down near the Bayou.
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Chapter VII (26-34) PAIN
The mind is easier to break than spirit.
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Chapter VII (35-44) PURGATORY
Go tell the world about Crackhead Jesus.
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Chapter VIII (01-08) BLACK JEW
I was curious to see what I looked like as a black man
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Chapter VIII (09-16) FREE SPEECH
You are free to leave at any time.
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Chapter VIII (17-23) STRANGE LAND
I was a stranger in a strange land.
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Chapter IX (01-07) TREE OF WISDOM
I was an eccentric Rock & Roll artist on a mission from God.
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Chapter IX (08-19) STUMP OF WISDOM
When I arrived at the Tree of Wisdom all I found was a stump.
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Chapter IX (20-29) PUFFY NIPPLES
I tore myself away from Britney's hypnotic puffy nipples.
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Chapter IX (30-37) ADAM & EVE
Make yourself aware of what is out there in your world.
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Chapter IX (38-45) DISTRACTIONS
She stared into my confusion and nursed me with her sour milk.
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Chapter X (01-10) FATHER CRISTOBAL
Those are the local Jena porn stars.
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Chapter X (11-22) BORN AGAIN
Just about everyone in this town is secretly addicted to internet porn.
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Chapter X (23-31 ) NAMES
Sheriff marries world famous porn star.
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Chapter X (32-43) EMPIRE
The Doctor may be rich but he's no Rupert Murdoch.
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Chapter X (44-55) TRANSGENDER ROCK
9/11 Tora! Tora! Tora!
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Chapter XI (01-12) TWO TIX IN 1 DAY
Pizza Hut coupon found in crack heads pipe.
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Chapter XI (13-21) JESUS & MR. BEAN
Welcome to Alice In Wonderland.
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